Instructions
Hold the image so close to your face that you almost can’t breathe and that your breath rebounds back into your own nostrils. Do not lick the page as it contains colour pigments toxic to the lesbian. When you clearly see three squares, hold the page still, and the hidden image will magically appear.

If the image does not appear, try touching gently at the area of your vagina with a stick or preferably, a piece of organic, wholemeal bamboo. If you still don’t see the image, you may be blind or just a slightly low-functioning lesbian who can’t follow instructions. Good Luck!

Be sure to tune in next week when BIVA presents the New And Fascinatinlgy Gay Lesbian Fridge Magnet Poetry Pack.

You can-
leave messages for your girlfriend on the fridge, such as- "I can't find my dildo, did I accidentally leave it up your vagina again"?

Or a poem-
I had a little dildo
I used to call it Lars
Until I found you with it
Up my brothers arse

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