Biva is proud to re-introduce The Biva Newsletter, 40 pages jam packed full of lesbianisms with your gay eyes in mind.
Features are-

Lesbian short stories - The Summer of 69 by P Galore + at least one other lesbian themed story about being les
Scribblin' Sapphs - Award Winning poems by lesbians for other ones to read
Bev Googlestein - The Funniest Lesbian ALIVE on why she's glad her mum aint SAPPH!
Clit Lit - Reviews of the greatest lesbian wordsmiths in ALL of Christendom

And it doesn't fucking stop there
There are more things like-
Comics
FurBurgers anyone? - Food for Vagitarians
Homoscopes for the perpetually deluded
Crossword for the puzzled
Lesbo-Find-A-Word Fun
PLUS 2 WHOLE pages devoted to Julie Andrews
Featuring the Julie Andrews Paint By Numbers Cut Out & Keep Page.
It's all just TOO GAY for words.

EXCERPTS FROM THE BIVA NEWSLETTER

The Anarchist lesbians column
edited by katefromCamden

Why I hate the archers

I hate the Archers because nearly all the women I have had relationships with love it.

You get the stupid play with taped childrens playground noises in the background.

It sounds like the actors are in a studio with people making horse clopping noises with coconuts which is funny.. because they ARE.
I try to like radio 4, I know it’s my duty as a socially aware lesbian but that man in the morning....I hate him and his loud voice and then you get the stupid play with taped childrens playground noises in the background, urgh.
it’s like everyone is a sound effect record addict.
Yuk.
Jill,
Jonestown,
Guyana

If you'd rather have your own paper version as you are too much of a lazy les to download and print it, then you can order your copy now, posted to you in a brown envelope so your mum or husband can't see the front cover which features a picture of a FULLY NAKED LESBIAN doing saucy things to herself with a pair of bowling pins.
If you don't buy one, you're not really a proper lesbian.
You're not even BISEXUAL!

Only 3 quid including postage for this stunning heirloom.